Thursday, April 8, 2010

OFFICER TRAINING ACADEMY

Youre walking with friends down  Spencer Plaza Road and realize that as much as you try ,,your straight line somehow always becomes a 'squad'.

On an average..one pisses approximately 47 times in the one hour prior to X-Country.

You know where heaven is and its called MH

You can live on a biscuit a day

You can sleep anywhere,anyhow,at any time..and in any position

Nobody falls sick on Saturdays and Sundays but 237 people fall sick the night before Drill-Pt.

Never stand when you can sit,never sit when you can lie down,never stay awake when you can sleep

Eat every meal like its your last

Is it just me or do any others believe that CHANAKYA had some kind of sleeping gas?

The words Bhaand,chiku, tambi,speci,att c,lmc, khajji are not foreign to you

You can eat anything,anywhere,anyhow

Is something wrong with the calendar people or is it just a coincidence that every diwali,independence day,Christmas, Id somehow happens on a Sunday and takes the joy of an extra holiday away from us

Nobody wants to be a map reader

When you win the race back your map readers are anonymous but when you don't theyre the assholes

The only good part about drill is watching the people at zero point and knowing that things could have been worse

Everyone is a Para optee in nda..come choice of arms and they all are suddenly ASC,AOC

Guests on a Sunday are angels from heaven

When life throws opportunities at you, don't let them go. When the OTA throws opportunities at you, 'RUN ! IT'S A TRAP!!'

Never plan for anything and never EVER say to yourself 'okay,,today im goin to sleep the entire day' ..chances are you wont get even a minutes sleep..

Five hours for firing..five rounds to fire..isnt there a mismatch there?

If youre late for class the instructor is on time..if youre early..the instructor never comes

When your liberty card is signed nobody checks it.When you dont have one or forge a signature,its checked by three people

Your bike rides you more than you ride it

Your pals are NEVER there when you need them the most

You would give a million dollars for one day of ATT-C

When you bunk CHANAKYA there wil definitely be a count up

Your cabin cupboard will never be perfect..so why try

When in doubt whether to sleep or do something constructive..SLEEP!! You will not regret not doing something constructive but you will FOREVER regret not sleeping

Regards
Nirmith Thakur

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